Living Arrangements Today

I hate my current living situation. My roommate is a kleptomaniac and she takes the most random items. It should not come down to this:

Seriously? You're taking my face wash. Do you think I won't notice? I have been too passive about this and I'm sick of this and I want to punch her in the face. Yes, I know which one it is and I didn't like here before she started stealing and I deffly don't like here now. I was thinking living with an RA wouldn't be as bad as I originally thought, but I'd have to live in a 5 person suite, which I have no intension of doing sooo : (

I might have to beat a ho soon.