I love when Jen randomly texts me because it's always some juicy west point annoying gossip crap.
10 pm on a Saturday night and this is what she texts me:
J: So I've been trying to figure out who I should place a bet on who will break up first. Pete and Tara or Amanda and Steven.
So. very random, but I love that.
M: hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha. But don't you think both pairs will last the needed 18 years for their creation!!??
J: Lmfao glad you got a kick out of that. I think amanda will last longer than pete just wait til you met that waste of space.
M: Uhh huh maybe, but how long do you think amanda and steven will last?
J: Maybe a year at most what about you?
M: I was hoping until at least kindergarden, but you live with them so you get to see the relationship. I saw them for a week at vacation and KNEW it wasn't going to last.
J: Lol yah that was the first time I'd been around them long enough to see how childish they both are more him then her he gets pissed off at the stupidest stuff and he gets extremely pissed off and makes me want to slap him in the back of his head and tell him to get over it.
M: I know. It was pathetic of amanda that she couldn't even pour her own cereal. that actually made me mad. Kids shouldn't have kids.
J: Well that is true but she does take care of Haylee like she should. Steven does of course and she cleans around the house without me asking sides her room that's a mess she doesn't have him wait on her hand and foot as much, but of course if they ever move out she probably will.
M: That's good at leas she' not bumming and obviously she should be taking care of her and not expecting someone else to do it.
J: Well yea probably part of it is she finally bonded with her cause for the first few weeks she really didn't have anything to do with her she was probably scared sh-less.
M: I don't blame her. And that doesn't surprise me I was talking to her the day before and she wasn't thrilled about her and she was still making trip and fall jokes until the week before she got here.
J: That doesn't surprise me either it's cause she wanted to pretend she wasn't about to be a mother
M: yeah and that's the stupidest thing she's done. She could have worked and then taken maternity leave, but she chose to sit around all day being "bored" instead of preparing.
J: I know it's all just sad, but I think Haylee will make Amanda grow up.
M: Probably and if not at least she has you.
J: yeah thank God and I don't think Steven will be a bad father either.
M: He was always more excited than she was.
J: yeah he was, but of course if they had used a condom they wouldn't have had this problem in the first place.
M: Yup. I'd say "preach", but you did that to us.
J: Yeah I did all the time not that it seemed to do me any good. Amanda, Ash, Court and her stupid so called clock and kaddie will be sooner or later too. Shuuu (sound she makes) the only one that listened was you.
M: David would beat Courtney if she got pregnant. I'm honestly shocked they're still together. It's been about 4 years it's just so bizzare to me.
J: I know I don't get it. It's not like he can't get any from someone else. I don't get how controlling her can be all that great. I would think it would get boring after a while.
M: Same here and she's stupid for putting up with it for this long too.
J: I know how low does your self esteem have to get before you finally wake up.
J: And omg f-ing someone else is prego now Steven's ex Hilary omg that poor child.
M: OOOOmmmgg I remember Hilary. Does she know the sperm donor?
J: I assume it's whatever bf she has. Amanda told me she texted her and congratulated her on Haylee and then told her she was prego I swear that girl always did have to do whatever Amanda did.
idk why anyone would want to do that, but it's the truth.
M: Woooow. I wonder where these people got the idea that babies and teen pregnancy was fun and easy.
J: I have no idea can I blame teen mom lol. I don't know why all of a sudden teen pregnancies are on the rise again. I assume they are I mean it's not like you guys aren't educated about it. You probably are more now then when I was a teenager.
M: yeah probably. It's sad cuz they're throwing their lives away. They can't go out whenever they want anymore.
J: I know god there were a few girls that got preggo when I was a kid and I was like how stupid can you be sheesh we did know about the pill and condoms.
M: And today it's easier than ever to get it so there's no excuse for an unwanted baby.
J: I know I just don't get it.
M: Same.
Few minutes later question strikes my mind.
M: Has amanda applied anywhere close to wp?
J: Not that I know of only Richmond.
M: Uhh how does that make any sense right now. How is she gonna get there? Is she thinking? It's not like they can move anytime soon.
J: I know I guess she would ride with Steven and if he couldn't take her or pick her up she was going to look at me form what she told george and she can kiss my royal white ass.
M: hahhahahha so kind. She should go to mcdonalds or 711 or dollar general or food lion.
J: Exactly, but she won't I assume cause she thinks she's above wp.
M: She has a baby. She is not above any job.
J: I know but she thinks she is lol.
M: I wanna know where she got that stupid idea
J: Omg have you not heard all the issues she has with the places here hardee's and mcd's are dirty and nasty and the people that work there do drugs and deal drugs and their mean and blah blah she wasn't old enought at the time for 711 but I assume dg and 711 creep her out I forget what she said exactly.
M: Sooo just because your coworkers do/deal drugs doesn't mean you have to and idk about mcds, but hardee's is clean. Philip spends at least an hour after closing every night just cleaning.
J: Yeah I know she is just full of excuses
M: Her lack of work ethic annoys me. The only legit dirty places in wp are annas and subway.
J: I know lol.
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